We are back in Potomac, baby — and the girls are still fighting!
Ashley is mad (again) at Stacy for lying, and honestly… at this point, the gang-up on Stacy is giving tired. Half these ladies are married, half are “married to the storyline,” and all of them are in each other’s business.
Gizelle, never one to miss a moment to stir, links up with Karen’s friend Cookie to talk about Karen’s upcoming birthday — or as we call it, her birthday behind bars. Yes ma’am, the Grand Dame is still serving… but this time, it’s time served.
Meanwhile, Wendy and new girl Tia bond over being Nigerian — but somehow skip over the 16 charges part of Wendy’s story. 👀 Ashley decides to throw a little stripper dance for the girls because… of course she does.
Then we check in on Wendy and her “burglarized” mansion — the one she swore had $400K worth of stuff stolen. But according to them court docs? Baby, the math ain’t mathing. Stacy pulls up to chat, says she and her husband are back together, and casually drops that she’s starting a cannabis line. Honestly, she might be the only one making business moves while the rest of the girls are making confessions.
Tia’s over here lying about how long she’s been married — says 17 years, but sis got hitched in 2007. Somebody grab a calculator! Meanwhile, Angel and her man (the Facebook romance, how cute) talk about bringing “love back to the DMV.” I might have to make a profile myself at this point.
Then Gizelle meets with Kay — because when Gizzy’s not hosting the shade, she’s producing it. They talk Angel’s upcoming event, Wendy drama, and of course Kay threatens to “chin check” Angel. I’m telling you, Potomac might need security soon.
At Angel’s party, things start off calm — Wendy actually shows up early (growth!) — but of course Gizelle lights the match by asking if everyone’s okay with everyone. Next thing you know, Kay’s backtracking faster than Bravo’s legal team during a reunion.
Then Stacy shows up and immediately catches a stray when Ashley tells her, “your breath be a little hot.” Not the halitosis moment! They do a sound bath and a fire circle, but neither could cleanse this level of mess.
Stacy shows what she claims is her “divorce notification,” and Gizelle instantly calls cap — “It’s not stamped!” she says. Not even notarized drama this season.
The episode wraps with Gizelle, Kay, Ashley, and Cookie — because of course they’re gossiping about Karen. Cookie gives a little “update from the inside,” and then Ashley drops the bomb: Stacy’s trying to talk to Chris Samuels.
And then Bravo gives us that little tease… Monique Samuels is coming. 🔥
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