The ladies of RHOSLC are back — and Whitney’s serving “love, light, and luxury pours” at a gorgeous winery. But let’s be real… this is Utah. The only thing fuller than the wine glasses are the grudges.
Whitney’s event is supposed to be zen vibes only — until Mary drops the darkest fun fact ever: the winery’s former owner unalived himself and his wife in front of their dog. (Yes, she really said that.) Then she hits Meredith with the line of the night — calling her outfit a “walking virus.” 💀
Lisa rolls up last, telling her driver to “keep the car running,” and Whitney reveals she brought in a psychic to read the girls. Wine tasting turns into shade tasting FAST — especially when Angie and Britney go toe-to-toe over who lives in the “better zip code.” Britney says she’s just doing research, but sis… Zillow receipts don’t lie.
🍷 Wine, Warnings, & Wallets
Whitney’s psychic starts spilling everybody’s secrets like a Bravo confessional. Meredith questions Lisa’s loyalty — again — while Heather plays referee, reminding everyone how Lisa was spreading rumors seasons ago.
Then things escalate when Angie drops not one, not two, but THREE black cards on the table to prove a point. (We get it, girl. Amex knows your name.)
Lisa storms off in tears, Mary follows to preach positivity, and Angie interrupts Meredith’s reading to grab her “box of past stuff Lisa gave her.” Bronwyn’s crying, the psychic’s stirring, and Whitney’s warned that there’s a snake in the group. Cue Lisa slithering out the door. 🐍
💅 Final Sip
Angie’s over the drama. Mary’s over Angie. Britney’s man Jared is “sometimes” paying her bills. And we’re over here pouring another glass because Salt Lake never misses.
Another chaotic, wine-soaked, spiritually messy episode in the books.
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