NoseyGang… this episode wasn’t television. It was a liability waiting to happen. HR would’ve walked off set. Let’s get into it:
🧨 BIGGIE VS SMILEY — ROUND 12,000
Biggie said she’s NOT doing “baddie time-out” this season. Smiley talked about Biggie’s dead man, Biggie said “Say it again and watch what happens.” And what happened? Biggie BEAT HER UP. Again. Smiley got bopped so hard the Coochie Crew walked in confused like… “We came to check seating charts, not watch two dinosaurs brawl.”
⚔️ TINKA VS KOLD KILLA — THEY DON’T STOP
These two have fought more times than Zeus has safety violations. Lowkey… Kold Killa is handling Tinka every single time. Ahna is outside dragging the racist girl with all the bumps on her head.
💇♀️ SCOTTY & THE 50-INCH WIG ENTER THE CHAT
She walked in like:
“What in the Superfund site is going on here?”
👵🏽 LEX VS TAVI — ELDER ABUSE???
Lex wants to fight Fania AND Tavi. She runs up on Tavi and it looks like assault on a senior citizen.
🍽️ BGC GIRLS ARRIVE + THE REAL CEO RETURNS
TANISHA THE REAL CEO walks in and suddenly everyone has manners again.
But Tavi?
Still mad Lex wants round two after she already gave “fair ones” at the reunion.
🥊 SUMMER VS TESHEKI — AGAIN.
Summer running like she late for her shift at Sephora. Tesheki smacks her AGAIN. Summer hiding behind security but Tesheki still popped her. Dolly tries to stop it… fails miserably. Even Lex said: “Yeah… we knew that was coming.”
🚑 SMILEY PASSES OUT (???😭)
Is she dramatic or is she dying?
Zeus called an ambulance before calling a therapist. Standard.
☕CHRSEAN CALLS OUT THE FAKE 3
She said:
“Y’all know who to jump and who NOT to jump.”
Rollie tries to translate for Lex because Lex was about to argue in a completely different language.
🔪 TINK SNEAKS TOMMIE
Nobody saw it coming except all of us.
Meanwhile Sapphire is back with that big ass pencil taking notes like a court stenographer.
☁️ SUMMER, CHRISEAN & TESHEKI TALK
Chrisean says Lex picks and chooses who she jumps in for. Lex says she didn’t help Summer because she doesn’t respect Summer’s mouth. And honestly? Lex be having points but that’s NOT the energy she had on Baddies Africa. Tesheki slaps Summer AGAIN. Mariah vs Summer… literally nothing happened.
Big 3? They’re coping pleas. This is not the same energy they were giving when cameras weren’t 4K.
🤝 ROLLIE & TANISHA MAKE PEACE
Rollie wants to talk about the nastiness from online.
Tanisha didn’t even wanna come.
They apologize, hug it out, kumbaya.
🧎♀️ LEMMY’S “CEO HUNGER GAMES”
Lemmy tells the girls:
“Natalie won’t be around forever. I need a NEW CEO.”
WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS 🙌🏾
🍼 SCOTTY DROPS A BOMBSHELL
She tells the girls she’s pregnant… and Lemmy is the daddy.
The way Zeus writers are screaming into pillows right now.
💥 OUTSIDE THE HOTEL CHAOS
Tesheki mad Marsh (Chrisean’s friend) is here. Chrisean says Marsh is more of a sister to her than her actual sister. DJ Skyy just trying to keep her friend group from collapsing like a bad BBL.
🚌 BUS #1 — ROLLIE’S TEA TIME
Rollie says she DOES talk to Crimson Chin and the girl is struggling. Summer decides to stir the pot and says Tinka doesn’t like Dolly. And just like that… another fight.
🎉 BUS #2 — THE PREGNANCY PARTY
Fania, Tavi, & Kold Killa are celebrating Scotty’s pregnancy like it’s gender reveal.
☕ FINAL AGP TAKE
Episode 2 felt like:
Fights, slaps, sneaks, reunions, ambulances, pregnancy announcements and CEO auditions.
Zeus is literally running a FEMA camp with lashes.
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