“HELLLOOO neighborsssss…
Now why we start this episode with Kelli in a plain white tee confessional talking about her business struggling. Neighbor… I’m not saying karma spinning the block after coming for Porsha… but the timing got my eyebrows raised just a little.
Meanwhile Phaedra links up with Porsha, Angela and Drew and immediately starts delivering tea like overnight shipping. Phaedra tells the girls K. Michelle thinks there’s some grand scheme happening involving Porsha and Drew and BABY Porsha said K. Michelle got ‘voices in her head.’ Neighbor not conspiracy theories before appetizers.
Then Porsha sits down with family talking dating life and we learn Porsha and Sway have history going back almost ten years. Housewives love pulling connections from deep in the archives.
Phaedra throws her spiritual event because honestly this cast needed sage, holy water, prayer cloths and maybe Bravo HR on standby. Cynthia pops up. Porsha arrives. Drew somehow not late and honestly somebody mark the calendar.
Then K. Michelle talking to Pinky trying to piece together why there’s hurt feelings over Porsha speaking to an ex years ago. Neighbor hold on… because if Porsha didn’t know you back then and allegedly said positive things… why are we carrying this emotional baggage all season?
Dinner rolls around and BABY HERE WE GO.
K. Michelle finally says Porsha, Drew and Phaedra plotting on her and everybody sitting there looking like production forgot to hand out the updated script.
Then somehow Black gets brought up AGAIN and Drew looks absolutely exhausted. K. Michelle saying people trying to expose her and Porsha basically like ‘girl expose WHAT?’
Neighbor… Drew pointing out K. Michelle doesn’t fit in? OHHHH BABY. Production probably started zooming the cameras in immediately.
THEN MISS KELLI decided she wanted to jump in and suddenly Porsha activated reunion mode.
Allegations flying.
Energy shifting.
Confusion everywhere.
And neighbor…
K. Michelle still hung up over Porsha talking to an ex years ago when Porsha didn’t even know her back then. Plus allegedly Porsha said nice things. So neighbor… what exactly are we fighting about?
At this point I need Andy, screenshots, receipts, timestamps and Phaedra’s spiritual cleansing package.
Stay nosey neighbors ☕👀”
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