Whew… if this is Part 1, let’s hope Part 2 brings the heat. Because honestly? This reunion was giving yawn, with just a sprinkle of mess.
🛋️ Couch Watch: Who Showed Up and Who Got the Boot?
- Brit was a no-show
- Kenya was disinvited (the shade of it all!)
- The couch was looking real empty until Cynthia finally got to sit with Porsha and Phaedra — who were holding it down alone like it was a 2-woman panel.
🔥 Kelli vs. Porsha: Pancakes, Pets, and Petty
Things finally got a little spicy when Kelli and Porsha clashed. Kelli accused Porsha and Dennis of being “up in that man’s house,” and Porsha came ready to defend herself — as always.
But it was Andy’s jab that stole the scene:
“Kelli, maybe you should worry about your pancakes instead of giving facials to your dog.”
I don’t care much for Brit and Kelli’s friendship, but Kelli getting facials for her dog while dying dogs her a million times? Somebody tag CPS or DPS because that’s not normal. It’s giving “call an agency.”
🗣️ Drew vs. Porsha: A Mini Roast with a Side of Hug
A fan asked Porsha how she felt about Drew saying her return was a flop (spoiler alert: it kinda was). Porsha clapped back with:
“She needs to be more worried about who Ralph has flip-flopping in the basement.”
And Drew? She came prepared:
“Simon says… you have no storyline.”
BUT THEN — in true reunion fashion — Porsha stood up, asked for a hug, and the two actually apologized to each other. Growth? Or production notes?
📬 Phaedra vs. Angela Incoming…
Things are heating up for Phaedra vs. Angela next. Angela even pulled out an envelope like she was on Maury. And based on this week’s sneak peek… poor Angela.
🎧 Tune In Next Episode of AGP
We’re unpacking the reunion, the shade, and the sad excuse for a storyline. New episode drops Wednesday!
💅 Stay Nosey. Stay Anonymous.
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