B 💅 The Set-Up
Janeisha and stiff-wig Santana took hosting duties this time. And yes, even Capri showed up—ready to stand on hind legs and still be seen.
DTB, Pretty P, and Marissa kicked things off, linking up to discuss Diamond dragging the wannabe CEO and air out the CEO’s latest manipulation mission. Apparently, Natalie tried to get Pretty P to fight her own friend. Now Miss Nunn Chin, you know better.
Marissa made it clear: she wants smoke with Killa, but Killa should handling her own “old ninja situation.” Meanwhile, Pretty P is ready to run hands with Dolly and Bummer—because peace was never an option.
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👀 The Fire & The Fired
Rollie was sad that Ahna got fired, and Scotty immediately corrected the record:
“A bih was never fired!” — Scotty The Body, 2025
Ahna called Natalie a “weird hand-hiding clown,” and Rollie poked at Lex’s obsession with Scotty. Scotty said she’s gonna keep talking—and we believe her.
Over with The Pretty Three, they’re plotting on The Ugly Three and Russian Cream, because apparently we’re doing gang warfare in wigs now.
Elsie K popped up with news that Choco isn’t coming, while Lex dramatically announced that the next chain should go to Kold Killa.
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😭 Chinions & Chaos
Natalie huddled up with her Chinions (her little minions, but with more filler), and Dolly showed up with a replica mask of her own face. Straight Michael Myers energy.
Natalie said she’s coming out last, which we all know she is needs to do her big one.
Then Lemmy Plummer decided to remind us they own Zeus by performing his and Natalie’s Baddies Anthem. Get it, Lemon Pepper THE TEUE BADDIES CEO! 🍋
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💥 Round One: Rollie vs. Elsie
When Rollie hit the stage, she made it clear—she’s got unfinished chin business.
But baby, Elsie K came swinging like a stimulus check. The wigs flew, the dress ripped, and Rollie’s whole rollie was out. Elsie snatched the wig and tossed it to the crowd like a souvenir.
But karma spun back fast—Round Two went to Pretty P, who beat Elsie down so bad the crowd started chanting her name like it was church.
Then came Kold Killa, who literally dropped Elsie in Round Three. Sis was laid out like a Zeus NDA.
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🎭 The Rest of the Cast
• Scotty said she’s unbothered by Lex and “still talking.”
• Ahna admitted she had a free vacation to Africa.
• Tommie brought a mysterious bag—because of course she did.
• DTB had the crowd on her side before she even spoke.
• Elsie K… well, we saw what happened.
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💣 AGP Final Sip
This reunion gave fights, filler, and foolishness. Natalie hid her chin, Lemmy claimed his title, and Zeus gave us another round of beautiful chaos.
At this point, the only thing left to ask is:
Who’s getting a chain—and who’s getting a GoFundMe?
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🫖 Question of the Day:
If you had to team up with one Baddie for a tag-team brawl—who you picking: Rollie, Pretty P, or Kold Killa?
💋 Stay Nosey. Stay Anonymous.
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