This episode said forget storylines, we came to clock in and throw hands.
Noel and Jada start back up after Jada says Grandpa put a battery in Noel’s back. Noel tries to check the temperature in the house, but baby, the temperature checked him right back because he and Jada end up going another round outside. Jada looked like he took that one.
Meanwhile, Kori and Kody head to the hospital, and the boys meet Jada in the living room. Jada tells Shoddy they still need their round, and Shoddy wastes no time charging at him. They fall off the couch, and Jada beats Shoddy too. Even when Shoddy says he’s done, Jada still tries to run up again, but security stops it.
Then Landon decides he should be the leader of the house and calls a meeting. He says they’re here to make a show — and honestly, episode one already proved that. No plot, just punches, kicks, and chaos.
Before filming, Landon asked who should go home, and most of the boys said Noel. Noel wants to know who voted for him, and next thing you know, it’s almost another fight. Then Noel and Poodie get into it, and it looked like Noel may have taken that one.
Lynx says Check should go home because he didn’t fight back on the bus, so Check and Lynx fight. Lynx got the second and third round. Jon and Seis Blue try to fight too, but it looked more like an aggressive hug than a real round.
Then here comes Jada, with his commingling incestuous teeth, explaining his issues with Islandboi and why he attacked Noel. Even Landon was confused in his confessional, questioning why Jada would go after Noel knowing his family situation.
Kori comes back, Lynx gets into it with him, and Shoddy and Jada fight in the pool. Then Islandboi finally arrives, and the episode gets even messier. Islandboi says Jada was telling people Poodie and Landon should fight and that none of the boys should be there. Islandboi and Jada fight, Islandboi slaps Jada, and Jada slides. Islandboi ends up needing treatment after the fight.
And just when you think we’re done, Kori, with his broken hand, starts arguing with Jada, does a cartwheel, and reminds everybody he can’t fight. Then Islandboi and Paris get into it.
Final thoughts? This wasn’t a house meeting. This was a fight tournament with furniture.
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