
Whew, chile… Playboi Carti’s PR team is working harder than Kris Jenner right now.
While most rappers are out here planning tours, Carti’s apparently planning fights — because word on the curb is he caught an assault charge in Utah after allegedly swinging on a limo driver and his girlfriend during what sounds like a messy car ride straight outta Zeus Network.
According to reports, the drama went down October 2 when Carti and his lady started arguing in the backseat. The driver tried to play peacekeeper, and Carti allegedly turned into WWE Raw. The driver says Carti clocked him, and deputies confirmed seeing “visible injuries.” Now, Utah police got him booked on a misdemeanor assault charge — and Carti’s mugshot is probably somewhere with a “Whole Lotta Problems” caption.
🫖 Rumor Has It…
This isn’t even Carti’s first go-round with assault claims. Let’s not forget that UK bus driver situation or that Georgia arrest where he allegedly choked his girlfriend last year. At this point, “rage” isn’t just his aesthetic — it’s his brand.
But baby, how you got more mugshots than mixtapes? The fans are tired, the courts are booked, and his girl probably already typing “it’s complicated” in her bio.
🏛️ What Happens Next
Carti’s facing misdemeanor charges, but depending on how this plays out, fines, probation, or even a little jail time could be in the mix. His team hasn’t dropped a statement yet, probably because they’re still trying to figure out if this was a misunderstanding or just another case of Playboi’s temper doing press runs.